Friday, February 25, 2011

My Friday Night, feat. Baci

As I sit here consuming an entire box of chocolates on a Friday night while watching Thursday night's NBC shows, I can't help but think that the folks over at Baci don't really know their market. For those who aren't familiar, Baci is the slightly less delicious Ferrero Rocher and each chocolate comes with a fortune-of-sorts in 5 languages. Here are mine:
Till I loved, I did not live enough

The night is silent and in its silence, dreams are hidden

To love a person is to learn a song that is in their hearts

What is a kiss? It is a pink exclamation mark in "I love you!"

I loved you at first sight. And you smile because you know it

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer

Oh and I opened another box because I wanted just one more. I was greeted with this hilariously patronizing one that even I'm offended at: "Given the right chance, women are capable of anything." Thanks Baci.

Isn't chocolate supposed to be comforting?

3 comments:

  1. When I was a child, walking around Fortinos with my parents, I used to look up at the boxes of Baci on the top shelf and think that the dancing couple on the packaging was actually Darth Vader. Don't ask me what I thought Darth Vader was doing on a box of Italian chocolates...

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  2. Oh my god, Cassandra. I thought the same thing.

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  3. I wish chocolate had the answers.

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